The Pack

(Interesting Quotes courtesy from http://www.swlink.com/~casper)

Willow: Where were you?
Buffy: Uh, I was looking at the fishes.
Willow: Was it cool?
Buffy: It was fishes.
Xander: I'm feelin' that you're not in the field trip spirit here.
Buffy: Well, it would... It's nothing, I... We do the same zoo trip at my old school every year. Same old, same old.
Xander: Buffy, this isn't just about looking at a bunch of animals. This is about not being in class!
Buffy: You know, you're right! Suddenly the animals look shiny and new.

Buffy: Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure...
Willow: 130 over 80!
Buffy: You got it bad, girl!

Willow: Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man whose leather jacket you're wearing right now?
Buffy: Goes with the shoes!
Willow: Come on, Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does.
Buffy: I suppose some girls might find him good looking... ...if they have eyes, alright, he's a honey, but... it's just he's never around, and when he is all he wants to do is talk about vampires, and... I, I just can't have a relationship...
Willow: (sees Xander) There he is!
Buffy: Angel?
Willow: Xander!

Buffy: Okay, now what?
Xander: You took a bath.
Buffy: Yeah, I-I often do, I'm actually known for it.
Xander: That's okay.
Buffy: And the weird behavior award goes to...

Xander: And, well, we've been friends for such a long time that I feel like I need to tell you something.
Xander: I've, um... I've decided to drop geometry. So I won't be needing your math help anymore. Which means I won't have to look at your pasty face again.

Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh, huh.
Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it.
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Course, you'll have to kill him.
Buffy: Giles, I'm serious.
Giles: So am I. Except for the part about killing him. Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it.

Xander: Is that what you really want? We both know what you really want. You want danger, don't cha? You like your men dangerous.
……….
Xander: Dangerous and mean, right? Like Angel. Your mystery guy. Well, guess who just got mean.

Willow: Oh, my God, Xander! What happened?
Buffy: I hit him.
Willow: With what?
Buffy: A desk.
Buffy: He tried his hand at felony sexual assault.
Willow: Oh, Buffy, the hyena in him didn't...
Buffy: No,….No, but it's safe to say that in his animal state his idea of wooing doesn't involve a Yanni CD and a bottle of Chianti. There, that oughtta hold him.

Buffy: Right now I'm a little more worried about what the rest of the pack are up to.
Giles: The rest of the pack were spotted outside Herbert the mascot's cage. They were sent to the principal's office.
Willow: Good! That'll show 'em. Did it show 'em?
Buffy: They didn't hurt him, did they?
Giles: They, uh... ate him.
Buffy: They ate Principal Flutie?

Giles: I've been reading up on my, uh, animal possession, and I cannot find anything anywhere about memory loss afterwards.
Xander: Did you tell them that?
Giles: Your secret dies with me.
Xander: Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.