Teacher's Pet

(Interesting Quotes Courtesy of http://www.swlink.com/~casper/buffy.htm)

Buffy: You hurt your hand! Will you still be able to...
Xander: ...finish my solo and kiss you like you've never been kissed before?

Willow: That must be Angel! I think?
Xander: That weird guy that warned her about all the vampires?
Willow: That's him, I'll bet you.
Xander: Well, he's buff! She never said anything about him being buff!
Willow: You think he's buff?
Xander: He's a very attractive man! How come that never came up?

Buffy: No, you'll just give me a cryptic warning about some exciting new catastrophe, and then disappear into the night. Right?
Angel: You're cold.
Buffy: You can take it.
Angel: I mean, you look cold.

Xander: Oh, right! Give her your jacket. It's a balmy night, no one needs to be trading clothing out there!

Buffy: A little big on me. (notices a series of cuts on Angel's arm) What happened?
Angel: I didn't pay attention.
Buffy: To somebody with a big fork?
Angel: He's coming.
Buffy: The Fork Guy?
Angel: Don't let him corner you. Don't give him a moment's mercy. He'll rip your throat out.
Buffy: Okay, I'll give you improved marks for that one. Ripping a throat out, it's a strong visual, it's not cryptic!

Xander: It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.

Xander: So there's something else out there? Besides Silverwareman? Oh, this is fun, we're on monster island.
Buffy: We're on a Hellmouth. It's a center of mystical convergence. Guess it's the same thing.

Mr. Flutie: Don't say dead! Or decapitated, or decomposing, I'd stay away from D-words altogether.

Xander: Oh, forgiveness is my middle name! Well, actually it's LaVelle, and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life.

Buffy: Entomawho?
Giles: Bugs and fairy tales.
Buffy: I knew that.

Xander: She's not an insect! She's a woman, okay? And hard as that may be for you to conceive, an actual woman finds me attractive. I realize that some mystery guy's handing out leather jackets, and while we're on the subject, what kind of a girlie name is 'Angel' anyway?

Buffy: Slice and Dice.