The Witch

(Interesting quotes courtesy of http://www.swlink.net/~casper/buffy.htm)

Giles: This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this... Cult?
Buffy: (wearing a cheerleader outfit) You don't like the color?
Giles: You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. You were chosen to destroy vampires, not to... wave pompoms at people.

Willow: That girl's on fire!
Cordelia: Enough of the hyperbole!

Xander: So maybe Amber's got this power to make herself be on fire. It's like the human torch, only it hurts.

Buffy: You guys don't have to get involved.
Xander: What d'ya mean? We're a team! Aren't we a team?
Willow: Yeah! You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes!
Buffy: I just don't like putting you guys in danger.
Xander: Oh, huh, I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

Buffy: So, mommy dearest is really... Mommy Dearest?

Xander: Cool! Was she wearin' it? The bracelet, she was wearin' it, right? Pretty much like we're goin' out.
Willow: Except without the hugging or kissing or her knowing about it.

Xander: That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff!
Willow: Oh, great. I'm a guy.

Xander: For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me.

Buffy: Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair.
Joyce: This is Gidgit hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?

Buffy: And have you seen the kids that do yearbook? Nerds pick on them.

Joyce: …Uhhh! Great parenting form! Little shaky on the dismount.

Willow: Like a pen that's all chewed up, and you know you should throw it away, but you don't, not 'cause you like it so much, more 'cause you're just used to...
Xander: Will, yeah, that is the point, you don't have to drive it through my head like a railroad spike. I'm gonna take your advice and not beat around the bush.

Xander: First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.

Xander: Alright, alright, it's not what you think.
Willow: You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?
Xander: Oh, well, uh, I-I guess it *is* what you think.

Buffy: Macho, macho, man! I want to be a macho man. Macho... Oh, hey, juice! Mm... Quality juice. Not from concentrate!

Buffy: Hmm, I know you don't, that's 'cause you're my friend. You're my Xander shaped friend! Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?
Willow: We gotta to get her to a...
Xander: (stops Willow with a gesture) Let her speak!
Buffy: I'll tell you! You're not like other boys at all.
Xander: Well...
Buffy: You are totally, and completely one of the girls!

Giles: I assume the, uh, all the spells are reversed. It was my first casting, so... I may have got it wrong.
Buffy: You saved my life! You are a god!

Cordelia: Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternate. Hold it, wait... No I'm not!
Amy: Well, I know that I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling out words with my arms.
Cordelia: Ooo, these grapes are sour!