If people from Poland are called "Poles" why aren't people from Holland called"
Holes?"
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing
nightgowns?
Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they
already know we don't have any of?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a
race car not called a racist?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up a project, I end it?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that
"I Do." is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians
can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much
easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
become disoriented?
