JACK AND JILL
Season 1, Episode 3
Here's how it went:
Jack and Jill are in the tub... together. Imagine lots of bubbles and cute "accidents." Jill mentions Saturday as a special day, and Jack is so happy he remembered. However, Jill is thinking of Becky Hart's wedding (Becky Hart=Jill's first girlfriend in college), while Jack is thinking of their anniversary.
The next day, Jill is unhappy to find that his client has failed to show up for their appointment; his freelance photography business is still in the beginning phases, and Jill is worried about money. Meanwhile, Jack goes shopping with Elisa and lets out her feelings about the wedding and Jill's old girlfriends, who Elisa had apparently been friends with while she and Jill were dating!
Barto is still hung up over Audrey. Last season, the writers left us hanging as to the status of their relationship. Audrey had just walked in on Barto and another girl. Barto tried to make it up to her (by proposing marriage, no less!), but Audrey is apparently still feeling icy.
At the wedding, Jack and Jill discuss their own future. Of course, they have to do this during the actual ceremony! When Jill mentions that he's not planning on rushing their relationship, and he could wait up to 10 years before marriage, Jack exclaims, "TEN YEARS??" thereby interrupting the wedding. :P
After the actual ceremony, Jack and Jill have an argument about the whole marriage thing, but then Jill blurts out that he's worried about finances and definitely not ready for a family. Jack begins to understand, and starts passing out quickly-made business cards for Jill (behind his back, of course).
Elisa tries to sit at the couples-table so that she is not defined as "single" by sitting at the singles' table. They catch on to what she's doing, and call her on it; just as she's admitting she is single, another guy next to her whispers to her that he's doing the same thing. They smile and introduce themselves to each other.
Jill is confused when he talks to someone at the wedding, and he tells him that he'll use him as their family's next Christmas card photographer. Jill doesn't know how this guy knew about his freelance photography woes, but then he sees Jack talking to as many people as possible about Jill's photography. He takes her arm and tells her she's not to leave his side for the rest of the wedding. ^_^
Mikey tries some lines on a few single girls, but they start ganging up on him. They remember him from weddings before, from when he had tried picking up single girls before. His plans backfiring, Mikey finds himself alone.
At the wedding, Barto is glumly sitting by himself, mulling over Audrey. Mikey tries to cheer him up, then sees someone he knows Barto will like. Barto doesn't believe him, then turns around and is surprised to find Audrey arriving.
Jack and Jill start fighting about how Jack is still trying to push Jill into marriage by trying to fix his problems for him; Jack exclaims that she just cares about him!
While Elisa and Mystery Man dance, Man starts to talk about the future, and maybe even Elisa meeting his parents and going to the Hamptons with him. Elisa starts feeling claustrophobic and leaves Man. "Are we breaking up?" Man asks after her.
Barto and Audrey dance silently. Barto tries to explain, while Audrey tells him that she can't handle any talking at the moment. They begin to kiss, then decide to get a room at a nearby hotel. While Barto calls around, Audrey suddenly starts talking. She explains to Barto that she can't just forgive him for what he did so quickly; she says "It isn't over... maybe it will be, but it isn't yet."
As Jack and Jill dance and talk, they make up (again). Just then, Jack passes out. They start joking about her drinking too much, then Barto tells everyone to call an ambulance. He says that it looks like she's having an allergic reaction to something; no one believes her until Jill says Jack is allergic to nuts. Someone mentions that the cake might have had nuts.
At the hospital, Jill is relieved to find that Jack will be okay. While waiting around, Mikey starts hitting on nurses. Elisa and Mikey argue playfully; Mikey even offers they hook up (the second time this show! During the wedding, Mikey offered himself to Jack...)
Barto, always the doctor, is still concerned about Jack though. He asks Jill if they know how long she was without oxygen (she had trouble breathing earlier, on account of the severe allergic reaction). Jill shoos him away, but then a nurse comes out and tells Jill the same thing. Jill starts getting worried that Jack might wake up a different person...
He asks to see Jack, and talks to her while she appears unconscious. He tells her that he wants her back as her old neurotic self, and when she comes back, he wants to get on his knee and ask her to be with him forever. When he looks up, he is surprised to see Jack opening her eyes slowly; she then says, "I'm awake." Jill grins.