Barenaked Ladies-One Week Its been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to one side and said "im angry" Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get that together, come back and see me" Three days since the living room I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you Yesterday you'd forgien me But it'll still be two days till I say im sorry Hold it now and watch the Hoodwink As I make you stop, think. You'll think you're lookin' at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, Although i like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi'cause its ever touched a frying pan Hot like Wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes Becasue im all about value Bert Kaempfort's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me But i bust through. Gonna make a break and take a fake, I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause its so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms inthe air and said "you're crazy" Five days since you tackled me, I've still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been three days since the afternoon You realized its not my fault, not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me, And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry Chickity China the Chinese chicken Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm gettin frantic Like Sting, I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurasswa, I make mad films Okay I dont make films, But if I did, they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with the tiny nubs, Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt Its been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to the sides and said "I'm sorry" Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" Three days since the living room, We realized we were both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me 'Cause we still got two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry, It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry, Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.