RANDOM SHIT ON A RETARD
You may ask youself, "Who the fuck is Bean?" I asked myself the same question a few years back. I'll explain you some shit about her.
THE NAME
Now, this dumb blonde goes by the name Stephanie Bean. Most people call her Bean. Lets disect the name.
Steph. Now this could be a girls name or a guys name. In this case, it's a girls... but does this hint to us that she's gay? Who knows.
Anie. For some reason, lazy ass bitches leave this part out because they are too fucking lazy to say it. They don't got the 0.3 seconds in their life to say shit like that. Well I say "FUCK YOU!"
Bean. Now this is her last name. Imagine getting letters. "TO: Mrs. Bean". Sounds gay, huh? Well, we're all used to it.
HER JOB
She works at a door. She claims to work at a bar with lots of beer and stuff, but in reality, she works at a door. Yes, the doorframe is her tough 9-5 job where she helps people walk their ass to a seat, and she gets paid for this. She calls this job a hostess, but I call this job "help-the-lazy-bastard-to-a-chair". Bean, you work at a door, a door frame, whatever you want to call it. It's a door, not a bar. That is all.
CHARACTERISTICS
She's a sincere* person. (*By sincere, I mean a fucking dumb retard blonde) What more can I say?
As you all know, she's a retard. Here are some examples.
*Bean, don't take the song seriously. I just thought it added a nice touch.