THE TEN BEST LINES IN SHOCK TREATMENT
10) Judge: The blind leading the blind.
9) Bert: Brad will learn how to care in a surgical chair.
8) Janet: Farley Flavors is fairly flattering.
7) Kirk: RIP Betty, Your'e off the air.
6) Bert: Hoopla, Denton!
5) Judge: A free thinker?
Betty: Everything's free there.
4) Cop: Does this bird belong to you?
3) Cosmo: Does he do this often?
2) Nation: Care to join me in a non-sex act?
1) Cosmo: How dare this person take advantage of my weakness!
Nation: I don't think he intends to go that far.
