Silver underwear
packets of Smukers grape Jam (unopened)
large toothbrush (to brush the lips' teeth)
prunes
ex-lax pills (not a popular one, but its been done)
Card that says 'Message'
Broom
Rice
Bouquet (or flowers)
Cards with the letters J,A,N,E,T
Rings (the plastic ones you get in those kid vending machine work well)
Poker cards ("here's the ring to prove that I played poker...and lost")
Kleenex ("ah-hoo"...BLESS YOU!")
Air pump (for tires)
gum (she chews and chews...but never swallows)
Newspaper
Squirt gun
Lighter...flashlight.
Flag (in the stage play.."I can see the flag fly...")
plastic phone
Featherduster
How to Time Warp Poster
Bagels
Tap shoes (or something similar that you can tap the chair in front of you when Columbia tap dances)
Candy
book of any kind, as long as you don't judge it by its cover
cape (to throw off)
doctor's gown
Rubber Gloves (preferably pink)
Noisemaker
sword
banana cream pies (well it should be one, damnit!)
dumbells
toothpaste, preferably Gleam brand
raw eggs
saxaphone (inflatable works too)
baby pink lipstick
hair oil
ice pick
stuffed bat (everytime Bat out of Hell is used)
Confetti (torn newspapers work well)
pink/blue bathrobe
Tribble-hair wigs
paper money ("i'm sure you're not spent, yet")
Kibbles and Bits dog food
oil (the hair oil will work)
Rainbow Brite Doll
blow-dryer
Toilet Paper (preferred: Scott brand)
Paper Airplanes
whip
magnets
gong
Toast
Bologna (opt)
Party Hat
fruit jar
sanitary napkins (preferably not used)
Teddy Bear
Monopoly/Trouble board game
roses
Celery
apple pie (hey, it's happened...especially if the McDonalds is open late)
Bell
Frankfurters (Oscar Meyer preferabbly)
Mickey Mouse ears
Sponges
Cards
Toll-house cookies
Cheerios (or Queerios)
lie preserver (preferably from Titanic)
one spiked heeled shoe
a fan (what does it feel like to piss in a fan? "like I'm outside in the rain")
Paper Airplanes
Toy Ray Gun
Whistle
purple onions
autograph books
A Big Wheel
a globe
