OK, so we all know that Shock Treatment wasn't exactly an Academy Award nominee. And the merchandising for it left something to be desired. Therefore, with this resurgance of Shock Treatment that's been going around recently....we think the powers that be should come out with a whole new line of merchandise. So, This is what we want to see coming out.
CLOTHING
1) A tee-shirt that simply says "Does This Bird Belong to you?" That will hold the average non-Rocky fan for a good 45 minutes
2) The Dentonvale straight jacket designer line: For those nights you just want to feel cozy and snug.
3) Nurse Ansalong scrubs for the nurse by day, hooker by night.
4)panties/boxers that say across the crouch "Care to join me in a non-sex act? Perfect for the blind dates that you wish to remain blind
5) The strapless, Backless, Classical little Black dress complete with red shoes that don't match.
TOYS
1) Totally cool Ralph: Just like Totally Cool Ken: complete with a hollow headed blond hanging off his shoulder with plastic tits
2) Sleepy Time Judge Wright: Asleep in an instant when Betty's soft reading is heard.
3) Superbert: Goes from a glasses geek to a shock treated superhero in 6.9 seconds
4) The Bits Soundstage Playset: Complete with arbitrary cheerleaders which have no purpose but to drain your film's budget even more
