Woody, woody, woody was a sweet sweet boy,
Didn't ask alot of questions,
Liked to play with his toys,

Gina, Gina, Gina was a mixed up girl,
Liked to play with the boys,
They stuck it in her curl,

Gina liked Woody
and Woody liked Gina,
Gina got Woody
to stick it in her puddy,

They may sound too young
for this to be done,
But kids now a day
just know how to have fun,

OUT POPPED CHESTER!

Gina liked Chester,
Chester liked Gina,
Woody liked Chester,
and Chester liked Woody,

This may not sound legal,
But who cares thought Woody,
Thank you lord
For letting us live in Kentucky,

GANG BANG!

Then out came
cletus, lorrie, sally , then molly,
jordan, bronco eric and Andy,
Arin, Mikey, tootie, wiley,
Peter, Ashlee, Roger and Cory,

AND NOW THEY LIVE ON WELFARE!