Quotes


okay, I don't know what the HELL that butt picture was all about. Sorry about that.
The knight sees the family getting ready to escape
Death: "Your move Antonius Block. Have you lost interest in our game?"
Knight: "Lost interest? On the contrary."
Death: "You look anxious. Are you hiding something."
Knight: "Nothing escapes you, right?"
Death: "Nothing escapes me; Nobody escapes me."
Knight: "I'm anxious, that is true"
Death: "You are afraid"
The knight straightens out his cloak and accidentally flips the chess-board over.
Knight: "I can not remember how the pieces where placed"
Death: "He, he. But I remember. You won't escape that easily!"
The Knight smiles as the familys carriage leaves the scene. Death is occupied placing out the pieces again.
Death: "Now I see something interesting..."
Knight (worried): "What do you see?"
Death: "You're mate in my next move."
Knight (relieved): "That is true..."
Death: "Did you enjoy your postponement?"
Knight: "Yes I did."
Death: "I'm glad. I'll leave you for now, but next time we meet the time for you and your companions are out."
Death rises to leave.
Knight: "And you will divulge your secrets?"
Death: "I bear no secrets"
Knight: "So you know nothing?"
Death: "I am unknowing"
The Knight smiles and suddenly Death realizes he somehow has lost the game.

"There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the Grisly Reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
'Cause the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!"
~~Willy Wonka

"Sobbing wildly, he rose above the grain again and again and hewed to left and right and left and right. Over and over and over! Slicing out huge scars in green wheat and ripe wheat, with no selection and no care, cursing, swearing, the blade singing up in the sun and falling with a singing whistle! Down!
Bombs shattered London, Moscow, Tokyo, and the kilns of Belsen and Buchenwald took fire. The blade sang, crimson wet.
Mushrooms vomited out blind suns at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The grain wept in a green rain, falling.
Korea, Indo-China, Egypt, India trembled; Asia stirred, Africa woke in the night...
And the blade went on rising, crashing, severing, with the fury and rage of a man who has lost and lost so much that he no longer cares what he does to the world." ~ Ray Bradbury, "The Scythe"

Grim Reaper: I haven't lost at checkers since time began.
Yakko: When was that?
Grim Reaper: I think it was a Tuesday. Very few people know that.
~ "Animaniacs", "Meatballs or Consequences"

"I'm so happy dancin' while the Grim Reaper cuts cuts cuts but it can't get me.." ~Oingo Boingo, "No One Lives Forever"

"When I hear the call
When I feel the thirst
When the catcher comes to take my soul he's gonna have to fight me first" "Flesh n' Blood"

"Don't forget MY butt. I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories."

GR: (observing a game of charades) Butch and Sundance: the Early Years!
(long pause)
Bill: Death!
GR: Sorry.

Ted: I can't believe we just melvined Death!

GR: I believe... Colonel Mustard did it in the study with candlestick.
Bill: Sorry Death, but you're wrong. It was Professor Plum!
GR: I said Plum.
Ted: No way, you said Mustard! Can we go now?
GR: Best three out of five.
Bill: I don't believe this guy!

Ted: You've got a lot to learn about sportsmanship.

"You may be a king or an old street sweeper; but sooner or later, you dance with de Reaper."

"I love show business."

Bill: This lovely lady is the Grim Reaper. He brought us here when we challenged him and won.
~ "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"

GR: This is highly irregular.. But then, who am I to argue?
Verence: Who indeed.
GR: What?
Verence: I said, "who indeed."
GR: Shut up.
~ Terry Pratchett, "Wyrd Sisters"

ROXANE
After fourteen years, Late--for the first time!
CYRANO
(Reaches the chair, and sinks into it; his gay tone contrasting with his tortured face.) Yes, yes-- maddening! I was detained by--
ROXANE
Well?
CYRANO
A visitor, most unexpected.
ROXANE
(Carelessly, still sewing) Was your visitor Tiresome?
CYRANO
Why, hardly that-- inopportune, Let us say--an old friend of mine--at least A very old acquaintance.
ROXANE
Did you tell him To go away?
CYRANO
For the time being, yes. I said: "Excuse me--this is Saturday-- I have a previous engagement, one I cannot miss, even for you-- Come back An hour from now."
ROXANE
Your friend will have to wait; I shall not let you go till dark.
CYRANO
(Very gently) Perhaps A little before dark, I must go... (He leans back in the chair, and closes his eyes...)

((Death/Sandman))


Movies the Reaper has appeared in (potential spoilers)

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