TITLE: 155 Words, or The Joy of Comfort.

AUTHOR: Triton

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DATE: March 23rd, 2000

CATEGORY: Humour.

RATING: PG-13, sort of.

SUMMARY: Too short to need one.

SPOILERS: None.

ARCHIVE: Sure, Fine, Whatever. Just let me know.

DISCLAIMER: X-Files, Mulder, Scully and all related characters belong to a person called Chris Carter, and also Ten-Thirteen Productions and the Fox Network. I mean no infringement. Blah Blah Blah.

NOTES: at end

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"I have to research that," she said.

"Why?" he replied.

She rolled her eyes at him. "Since when do I accept outright any of your outlandish theories?" she challenged. "I want facts."

She reached over and pulled close a large text book, flipping to the index and running her finger down the page. She gasped.

"Found something?" he quipped, grinning.

Scully flicked back to page 155.

"See, it exists!" Mulder chuckled, extending a long finger to touch the illustration. "I told you there was an ‘x-position’."

Scully stared at the pen-drawn image briefly, memorising it, before gazing back at him, offering him a full smile. "It wouldn’t be me if I didn’t question your motives," she whispered seductively, reaching out to run her fingers down his naked chest. "So, flip around. Let’s do it!"

"How appropriate," he grinned as he pushed the Alex Comfort book across the sheets, laughing as it thudded to the floor.

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END.

Author’s Notes:

Yes, I do own a hard-back copy of Alex Comfort’s "Joy of Sex", and yes, there IS an x-position, and the illustration IS on page 155. The textual description is on page 156. You can imagine my evil laughter when I grabbed this book yesterday to see what actual position was described on page 155 so as to add it to this story. It is an X-File in itself!

Oh, and this very short story was my attempt at creating a ‘155 Word’ genre, which I only just discovered recently and find extremely amusing. It was a fun challenge to work with, and now I have developed a liking for it - hahahahahaha. Since there are no rules, I assume I have broken none!