Pokemaniac: Are you one?

Hiya!(bet if you hear that again you'll want to strangle me, huh?*smirk*) Do you consider yourself a Pokemaniac?Here are some ways to tell if you are.

- Every time you hear it about to come on you run to the TV(even if you trip over rugs, toys, chairs, and other objects)

- You sing the theme song every time you hear it(usually in a loud voice)

- Your brother blackmails you into shutting up by talking during the theme song.

- You have seen every episode ever aired, at least twice.

- You walk round the house saying,"Gotta catch 'em all, Gotta catch 'em all" 20 times a day.

- You memorize the handbook and can recite every word correctly.

- You own both CDs and listen to them every night.

- Your friend disses your favorite Pokemon: you growl and do a take down attack.

- Pika, Pika, Pikachu, Pika, Pika. Sorry Sparks wrote this one, I'll have to translate(stupid Pikachu). You cover your walls with Pika posters and worship them everyday.(Ya, right. No, not Thunder Shock! Please Sparks. No! Ahhhhhhhhh!)

- Uhhh *Rubs head*....Oh where was I. Oh ya, I remember now. When you miss an episode you sit in your room, in the dark, and listen to your CDs.

- When engaged in a name calling contest, you call the other person a Snorlax and run, leaving them with a puzzled look on thier face.

- In a fight you lose because you spent the whole time try to find your Pokeballs.

- After getting killed you realize," Hey, I don't have any Pokeballs!"

- You believe your Pokemon have been stolen and run to the police station, when you get there you ask, "Where's Officer Jenny?" The policeman just stares at you.

- Your and 3 other Friends have created your very own Elite Four, and you challenge all the other kids in the neighborhood to a Pokemon battle.

- When watching Pokemon your parents come in, see you're watching Pokemon, and leave saying the TV is  theirs once it is over: until you tell them it is a marathon and you are not moving.

- Your parents ground you for that and you are never able to watch it again.

- You whine, cry, and stay in your room the rest of the day; until your parents give in to your demands.

- When you go to pick out wallpaper for the living room, you quickly find the Pokemon ones and walk off  grumbling when they will not buy it.

- In the middle of gym class you and your mentally challenged friend start making Pokemon sounds( Pika Pika, Squirtle Squirtle, Charmander Char, Bulbasaur, and last but not least Cubone Bone Bone)

- Your half normal friend threatens to smack you "if you don't shut up."

- In health class you doodle on a paper until ,to your horror, you learn that you have to turn it in .

- You franticlly try to erase it but it does not come off.

- After about 7 tries you give up and turn it in hoping that he won't notice.

- When you get your paper back your teacher pulls you aside and asks what they are.

- You just stare at the happy little Jigglypuffs you drew and slowly walk back to your desk.

- You threaten to have your Pokemon beat people up 3 times a day.

- You and your insane friend talk about Pokemon every morning when you get to school.

- When you talk about Pokemon, your mentally challenged friend moves away complaining about you talking about "scary cartoons".

- Your parents think you have been possessed by an evil spirit.

- Ever since you started to watch pokemon and other anime your parents have tried to avoid you.

If you have any more, just email them to me. The wackier, the better.