A Tale of Two Cities

Juilet: I wouldn't do that.
Jack: Tell me where my friends are.

Christian: Jack, I think I know a little something about being obsessive.
Jack: No, being a drunk is not obsessive.

Juliet: What do you do, Jack? What's your profession?
Jack: I'm a repo man. You know, when people don't pay their bills I go into the bank and collect their possessions. I'm a people person so I really love it.

Jack: You think I'm stupid?!
Juliet: No, I don't think you're stupid, Jack. I think you're stubborn.

Juliet: Jack? Is there anything you want to know?
Jack: ...Is she... Is she happy?
Juliet: ...Very happy.

Tom: Hey! You got yourself a fish biscuit. How'd you do that?
Sawyer: I figured out your complicated gizmos, that's how.
Tom: Only took the bears two hours.
Sawyer: ...How many of 'em were there?

Kate: Why did you bring me here? Why did you make me put on this dress? Why are you feeding me breakfast?
Henry: I brought you here so you could look out at the water and feel comforted. Comforted that your friends were looking out at the same ocean. I gave you the dress so you'd feel like a lady. And I wanted you to eat your food with a real life fork and feel civilized. ... I did all those things so that you'd have something nice to hold on to. Because Kate, the next 2 weeks ... are going to be very unpleasant.

The Glass Ballerina

Sawyer: Two of those guards got some real fight in them. The rest of them, I'm not so much worried about. That heavy-set guy -- he packs a hell of a punch. The shaggy-haired kid's got some kind of martial arts training, but I think I could take him if I had to. Oh, FYI -- those zapper things got a safety on them.
Kate: Did you see the look on their faces when you got a hold of that rifle?
Sawyer: I'm guessing most of these boys have never seen any real action. But that blond who had a gun pointed at you? She would have shot you -- no problem.
Kate: Why'd she call you James?
Sawyer: Because that's my name. I noticed something else, too. You taste like strawberries.
Kate: You taste like fish biscuits. So what do we do now?
Sawyer: Well, Shortcake, now we wait for these bastards to make a mistake.

Ben: Your fellow americans have re-elected George W. Bush, Christopher Reeve has passed away... Boston Red Sox won the world series. *Jack starts laughing* What?
Jack: If you wanted me to believe this, you probably should have picked somebody else besides the Red Sox!

Ben to Jack: That´s home Jack. Right there on the other side of that glass. If you listen to me, if you trust me, if you do what I tell you when the time comes, I´ll take you there. I will take you home.

Ben to Jack: You know what's crazy, Jack? A week ago you and I were exactly in the opposite situation. I was the one locked up and you were the one coming in for visits.

Sun: Why are you lying to me, Sayid?
Sayid: And what would you know about lying, Sun?

Sayid: I'm fairly certain our friends have been captured. There are tracks all over the dock. They're fresh, as recent as yesterday.
Sun: You said this dock was abandoned!
Sayid: That would be part of the lying you mentioned.

Pickett: If you try to run off, you're gonna get shocked...
Sawyer: Shot?!?! What. we don't even get a warning?
Pickett: Shocked. I said shocked.

Pickett: I see you slackin', you're gonna get shocked. I see you runnin', you're gonna get shocked. I see you touchin' each other, you're gonna get shocked. In fact, if I see you doin' anything to piss me off, you're gonna get shocked.

Further Instructions

Charlie: Now that we've survived this suicide mission are you going to tell me what you saw?
Locke: What I saw?
Charlie: In the spirit tent.
Locke: I saw Boone.
Charlie: Boone? What did he have to say for himself?
Locke: He told me I had to clean up my own mess.
Charlie: Well, dead as he may be, I agree with Boone. If you kept pushing that button like Eko told you to...
Locke: We wouldn't have had to save him in the first place. Yeah, Charlie, that's what cleaning up your own mess means.
Charlie: Spoken like someone who's had a few too many messes to clean.

Hurley: You're not going to, like, turn into the Hulk, or something. So is that what made the blender noise? And the sky turn purple?
Desmond: I'm afraid I missed that, brother.
Hurley: Right, you were failsafing. Well, FYI, the whole island vibrated. And Kate and Jack and Sawyer saw it, too, right before they got bags pulled over their heads.
Desmond: Don't worry. Locke's going to go after them. He said so in his speech.
Hurley: What? What speech? All he said was he was going to go save Eko and kill bears.
Desmond: Right. Right, of course. I'm sorry. I'm just a bit shook up.

Locke: I’m gonna go on alone, Charlie. You go back to Claire.
Charlie: Nah, I’ll take my chances.
Locke: You don’t wanna go with me, Charlie. Bad things happen to people who hang around with me.

Charlie: Not a bad speech.
Hurley: Wow.
Charlie: Wow what?
Hurley: I just got hit with, you know. *looks at Desmond* Deja vu.

Charlie: Hairspray? I hate to be the one to point this out to you but...
Locke: It’s not for me.

Boone: Hey John, it's good to see you again. *John tries to speak* What's that John? *John mouths "I'm sorry"* Oooh, you're sorry. That's ok. I was the sacrifice the island demanded. Don't worry, you'll speak when you have something worth saying.

Every Man for Himself

Sawyer: You did all this just to, just to keep me in a damn cage?
Ben: We did all this because the only way to gain a con man's respect is to con him. And you're pretty good, Sawyer. We're a lot better. Funny thing is, us telling you about the pacemaker wasn't what kept you in line. It was when I threatened her. You work so hard to make her think you don't care -- that you don't need her, but, "A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. It don't make no difference who the guy is, long as he's with you. I tell you, I tell you a guy gets too lonely and he gets sick."
Sawyer: What the hell are you talking about?
Ben: It's from Of Mice and Men. Don't you read? Come on, let's get you back to your cage.

Sawyer: Bring me up here to kill me? Make that thing you put inside of me blow up my damn heart?
Ben: Your heart's not going to blow up, James. The only thing we put inside you was doubt.

Sawyer: What's up there?
Ben: Something I want you to see.
Sawyer: That little place you always wanted, George?
Ben: Sorry?
Sawyer: What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it, puppies get killed.

Jack: What did you do to Sawyer?
Juliet: Nothing.
Jack: I heard him yelling. You've got blood on your clothes.
Juliet: Jack. Jack!
Jack: What did you do to him?!
Juliet: It's not his blood.
Jack: Then whose blood is it?
Juliet: It's the blood of a woman who's dying. Jack, I, I need your help.

The Cost of Living

Ben: Good evening, Jack.
Jack: What do you need, Ben?
Ben: I was hoping you wouldn't mind joining me for a walk. *Jack laughs* What?
Jack: Well, you say that like you're not just gonna throw a bag over my head and drag me outta here if I say no.
Ben: Then don't say no.

Juliet: He let you out?
Jack: Gave me a new shirt too.

Sayid: What did he say?
Locke: He said, we're next.

I Do

Kate: No, Sawyer. We're a team. You break the rocks, I haul them away.
Pickett: All right. Fine. Lord knows I wouldn't want to break up the team.

Jack: The tumor on your spine is borderline inoperable. And at the rate it's growing, the borderline goes away in about...one week.
Ben: Oh.

*Sawyer tells her about the Island being another island*
Kate: When were you planning on telling me this?
Sawyer: Never!
Kate: Why not?!
Sawyer: Because I wanted you to think we had a damn chance.

Ben: Well Jack I'm very disappointed in your decision.
Jack: Well Ben, at least you won't have to be disappointed for very long!

Ben: See you on the other side.

Jack: You just think I'll do the surgery, and hope you let me go?

Ben: Okay, let's do it.
Jack: You misunderstood what I said. I didn't say I was gonna do it. I just wanted you to know how you are going to die.

Kate: Jack you have to do it, this thing they told you to do, the operation...
Jack: What are you doing here? How did they get you to ask me? What did they do to you?
Kate: Nothing.
Jack: Then what are you doing here?
Kate: They're going to kill Sawyer!