Marcus: "Rodney King"? What's that supposed to mean?
Pip: He's that guy.

Chazz: Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore: Lemmy. (Rex imitates a game show buzzer) ...God?
Rex: Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

Chazz: We've got to send one person out.
Pip: I'll go.
Rex: One of the hostages, doof.

(One of the list of demands)
Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick."
Suzzi: The movie or the book?
Rex: They made a book outta that?

Ian: The Lone Rangers? How can you pluralize "Lone Ranger"?

Rex: We decided to take the cops up on their offer. We ask for a bunch of weird stuff so we can plead insanity later.