~*~ Attack of the Clones ~*~

There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace an order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Seanta to vote on the critical issue of creating an Army of the Republic to assist the overwhelmed Jedi....

Padme: I shouldn't have come back.

Chancellor Palpatine: I will not let this Republic, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two. My negotiations will not fail.
Mace Windu: If they do, there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic... we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.

Yoda: Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. To see you alive brings warm feelings to my heart.
Padme: Do you have any idea who was behind this attack?
Mace Windu: Senator our intelligence points to disgruntled spice miners on the moons of Naboo.

Obi-Wan: You seem a little on edge.
Anakin: Not at all.
Obi-Wan: I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of gundarks.
Anakin: You fell into that nightmare, Master. And I rescued you. Remember?
Obi-Wan: Oh yes.
*both laugh*
Obi-Wan: You're sweating. Relax. Take a deep breath.
Anakin: I haven't seen her in ten years, Master.

Padme: Annie? My goodness how you've grown.
Anakin: So have you. Grown more beautiful, I mean. Well, for a Senator, I mean.
Padme: Oh Annie, you'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine.

Jar Jar: Mesa bustin wit happiness seein yousa again, Annie.
Anakin: She didn't hardly recognized me, Jar Jar. I've thought about her every day ever since we parted, and she's forgotten me completely.

Zam Wesell: I hit the ship, but they used a decoy.

Jango Fett: There can be no mistakes this time.

Anakin: She programmed Artoo to warn us if there's an intruder.
Obi-Wan: There are many ways to kill a Senator.
Anakin: I know, but we also want to catch this assassin. Don't we Master?
Obi-Wan: You're using her as bait?
Anakin: It was her idea. Don't worry. No harm will come to her. I can sense everything going on in that room. Trust me.
Obi-Wan: It's too risky. Besides, your senses aren't that attuned, my young apprentice.
Anakin: And yours are?
Obi-Wan: Possibly.

Obi-Wan: You look tired.
Anakin: I don't sleep well anymore.
Obi-Wan: Because of your mother?

Anakin: I'd much rather dream of Padme. Just being around her again is intoxicating.

Obi Wan: What took you so long?
Anakin: Oh you know, master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked. One with an open roof and the right speed capabilities.
Obi Wan: If you practiced your sabre technique as much as your wit, you'd rival master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.
Anakin: Sorry Master. I forgot you don't like flying, Master.
Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide.

Anakin: If you will excuse me. *jumps out of the car*
Obi-Wan: I hate it when he does that.

Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Anakin: She went into the club, Master!
Obi-Wan: Patience. Use the force. Think.
Anakin: Sorry Master.
Obi-Wan: He went in there to hide, not to run.
Anakin: Yes Master.
Obi-Wan: Next time try not to lose it.
Anakin: Yes Master.
Obi-Wan: This weapon is your life.
Anakin: I try Master.

Obi-Wan: Why do I think you're going to be the death of me?

Guy at the bar: Wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Guy: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Guy: I want to go home and rethink my life.

Obi-Wan: Do you know who it was you were trying to kill?
Zam Wesell: The Senator from Naboo.
Obi-Wan: Who hired you?
Zam Wesell: It was just a job.

Palpatine: You don't need guidance Anakin. In time you will learn to trust your feelings. Then you will be invincible.

Padme: I'm taking an extended leave of absense. It will be your responsibility to take my place in the senate. Representative Binks, I know I can count on you.
Jar Jar: Mesa honored to be taken on dissa heavy burden. Mesa accept this with muy...muy humility andda --
Padme: Jar Jar, I don't wish to hold you up. I'm sure you have a great deal to do.
Jar Jar: Of course, M'Lady. *he leaves*
Padme to Anakin: I do not like this idea of hiding.

Padme: Please don't look at me like that?
Anakin: Why not?
Padme: It makes me feel uncomfortable.
Anakin: Sorry M'Lady.

Padme: Take good care of Dorme. The threat will be on you two now.
Dorme: He'll be safe with me. *starts to cry*
Padme: You'll be fine.
Dorme: It's not me, M'Lady. I worry about you. What if they realize you've left the capital?
Padme: Well, then my Jedi protector will have to prove how good he is.

Obi-Wan: Anakin don’t do anything first without consulting either myself or the counsel.

Obi-Wan: I do hope he doesn't try anything foolish.
Typho: I'd be more concerned about her doing something than him.

Dex: So my friend, what can I do for ya?
Obi-Wan: You can tell me what this is.
Dex: Well, waddya know. I ain't seen one of these since I was prospecting on Subterrel beyond the Outer Rim.
Obi-Wan: Can you know where it came from?
Dex: This baby belongs to them cloners. What you got here is a Kamino Saberdart.
Obi-Wan: I wonder why it didn't show up in our analysis archive.
Dex: It's these funny little cuts on the side that gave it away. Those analysis droids only focus on symbols. I should think you Jedi have more respect for the difference between knowledge and *laughs* wisdom.
Obi-Wan: Well, if driods could think, there'd be none of us here, would there? Kamino...I'm not familiar with it. Is it in the Republic?
Dex: No, it's beyond the Outer Rim. I'd say about twelve parsecs outside the Rishi Maze. It should be easy to find, even for those droids in your archives. These Kaminoans keep to themselves. They're cloners. Damn, good ones, too.
Obi-Wan: Cloners? Are they friendly?
Dex: Depends.
Obi-Wan: Depends on what Dex?
Dex: On how good your mannger are... and how big your pockerbook is.

Padme: It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi. Not being able to visit the places you like. Or do the things you like.
Anakin: Or be with the people that I love?
Padme: Are you allowed to love? I thought it was forbidden for a Jedi.

Obi-Wan: I'm trying to find a planet system called Kamino. It doesn't seem to show up on any of the archive charts.
Archive librarian: Kamino? Are you sure you have the right coordinates?
Obi-Wan: According to my information, it should be in this quadrant here. Just south of the Rishi Maze.
Archive librarian: I hate to say it, but it looks like the system you're searching for doesn't exist.
Obi-Wan: That's impossible - perhaps the archives are incomplete.
Archive librarian: If an item doesn't appear in our records, it doesn't exist.

Yoda: Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How exbarrassing...how embarrassing.

Obi-Wan: Gravity is pulling all the stars in the area toward this spot.
Yoda: Most interesting. Gravity's silhouette remains, but the star and all it's planets disappeared, they have. How can this be? A thought? Anyone?
Student: Master? Because someone erased it from the archive memory.
Yoda: Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.

Oueen Jamillia: In the meantime, we must consider your own safety.
Bibble: What is your suggestion, Master Jedi?
Padme: Anakin's not a Jedi, yet. He's still a padawan leaner, but I was thinking --
Anakin: Hold on a minute.
Padme: Excuse me. I was thinking I would stay in the Lake Country. There are some places up there that are very isolated.
Anakin: Excuse me I'm in charge of security here, m'lady.
Padme: This my home. I know it very well - that is why we're here. I think it would be wise if you to took advantage of my knowledge in this instance.

Taun We: Master Jedi, The Prime Minister is expecting you.
Obi-Wan: I'm expected?
Taun We: Of course. He is anxious to see you. After all these years, we were beginning to think you weren't coming. Now please, this way.

Lama Su: You will be delighted to hear that we are on schedule. Two hundred thousand units are ready with another million well on the way.
Obi-Wan: That is good news.
Lama Su: Please tell your Master Sifo-Dyas that his order will be met on time.
Obi-Wan: I'm sorry. Master?
Lama Su: Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas is still a leading member of the Jedi council, is he not?
Obi-Wan: Master Sifo-Dyas was killed almost ten years ago.
Lama Su: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. But I'm sure he would have been proud of the army we've built for him.
Obi-Wan: The army?
Lama Su: Yes a clone army and I must say, one of the finest we've ever created.
Obi-Wan: Tell me, Prime Minister, when my master first contacted you about the army, did he say who it was for?
Lama Su: Of course he did. This army is for the Republic.

Padme: We use to come here for school retreat. We used to swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us...and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth.
*they kiss*
Padme: No! I shouldn't have done that.

Lama Su: You'll find that they are immensely superior to droids.
Obi-Wan: and who was the original host?
Lama Su: A bounty hunter called Jango Fett.
Obi-Wan: Where is this bounty hunter now?
Lama Su: Oh we keep him here.

Lama Su: Fett demanded only one thing - an unaltered clone for himself.

Obi-Wan: I would very much like to meet this Jango Fett.
Tuan We: I would be very happy to arrange it for you.

Padme: I was twelve. His name was Palo. We were both in the Legislative Youth Program. He was a few years older than I... very cute. Dark curly hair...dreamy eyes.
Anakin: All right, I get the picture. Whatever happened?
Padme: I went in public service. He went on to become an artist.
Anakin: Maybe he was the smart one.
Padme: You really don't like politicians do you?
Anakin: I like two or three. But I'm not really sure about one of them.

Anakin: We need a system where the politicians sit down and discuss the problem, agree what's in the best interests of the people, and then do it.
Padme: That's exactly what we do. The trouble is that people don't always agree.

Obi-Wan: Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.
Jango Fett: I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.
Obi-Wan: Ever make your way as far into the interior as Coruscant?
Jango Fett: Once or twice.
Obi-Wan: Recently?
Jango Fett: Possibly...
Obi-Wan: Then you must know Master Sifo-Dyas?
Jango Fett: *goes over to Boba tells him something* Master who? Obi-Wan: Sifo-Dyas. Is he not the Jedi who hired you for this job?
Jango Fett: Never heard of him.

Obi-Wan: Really?
Jango Fett: I was recruited by a man called Tyranus on one of the moons of Bogden.
Obi-Wan: Curious.
Jango Fett: Do you like your army?
Obi-Wan: I look forward to seeing them in action.
Jango Fett: They'll do their job well. I'll guarantee that.

Jango Fett: Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.

Anakin: *using his force to bring the fruit to his plate* If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this, he'd be very grumpy.

Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you, I can't breathe! I'm haunted by the kiss you never should have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Padme: I can't. We can't. It's just not possible.
Anakin: Anything's possible, Padme. Listen to me...
Padme: No you listen. We live in a real world. Comeback to it, You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm...I'm a Senator. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, they will take us to a place we cannot go...regardless of the way we feel about each other.
Anakin: Then you do feel something?
Padme: I will not let you give up your future for me.
Anakin: You're asking me to be rational. That is something I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't.
Padme: I will not give in to this. I have more important things to do than fall in love.
Anakin: Well you know, it wouldn't have to be that way. We could keep it a secret.
Padme: Then we'd be living a lie - one we couldn't keep up even if we wanted to. I couldn't do that. Could you Anakin? Could you live like that?
Anakin: No, you're right. It would destroy us.

Obi-Wan: They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army. I have a strong feeling that this bounty hunter is the assassin we are looking for.
Mace Windu: Do you think these cloners are involved in the plot to assassinate Senator Amidala?
Obi-Wan: No, master, there appears to be no motive.
Yoda: Do not assume anything, Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villian behind this plot.

Obi-Wan: They say Master Sido-Dyas placed the order for the clone army at the request of the Senate almost ten years ago. I was under the impression he was killed before that.

Yoda: Into custody, take this Jango Fett. Bring him here. Question him, we will.

Anakin: Don't go.
Padme: I don't want to disturb you.
Anakin: Your presence is soothing.

Anakin: I saw my mother. She is suffering, Padme. I saw her clearly as I see you now.

Anakin: I’m a Jedi.
Watto: A Jedi? Whaddya know.

Watto: Hey, maybe you couldda help wit some deadbeats who owe me a lot of money --
Anakin: My mother?
Watto: Oh yeah, Shmi. She's not mine no more. I sold her.
Anakin: Sold her?
Watto: Year's ago.

C3PO: Oh hello. How might I be a service? I am see --"
Anakin: Threepio?
C3PO: Oh the maker!

Owen Lars: I guess I'm your stepbrother.

Cliegg Lars: Your mother had gone out early, like she always did, to pick mushrooms that grow on the vaporators. From the tracks, she was about halfway home when they took her. Those Tuckens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters.

Owen: Where are you going?
Anakin: To find my mother.

Obi-Wan: Blast! This is why I hate flying!

Viceroy: What about the Senator from Naboo? Is she dead yet? I'm not signing your treaty until I have her head on my desk.

Padme: You’re not all powerful Annie.
Anakin: Well, I should be. Someday I will be the most powerful Jedi ever. I promise you. I will even will learn how to stop people from dying.
Padme: Anakin...
Anakin: It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's jealous. He's holding me back!
Padme: What's wrong Annie?
Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!
Padme: To be angry is only human.
Anakin: I'm a Jedi. I know I'm better than this.

Anakin: I wasn't strong enough to save you mom. I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again. I miss you so much.

Obi-Wan: I have tracked the bounty hunter Jango Fett to the droid foundries of Geonosis. The Trade Federation is to take delivery of the droid army here and it is clear that Viceroy Gunray is behind the assassination attempts on Senator Amidala.

Yoda: More happening on Geonosis, I feel, than has been revealed.

Padme: He gave you strict orders to protect me and I'm going to help Obi-Wan. If you plan to protect me, you'll just have to come along.

Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon Jinn would never join you.

Count Dooku: What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of the Dark Lords of the Sith?
Obi-Wan: No. That's not possible. The Jedi would be aware of it.
Count Dooku: The dark side of the force has clouded their vision, my friend. Hundreds of Senators are now under the influence of a Sith Lord called Darth Sidious.
Obi-Wan: I don't believe you.
Count Dooku: The Viceroy of the Trade Federation was once in league with this Darth Sidious, but he was betrayed ten years ago by the Dark Lord. He came to me for help. He told me everything.
Obi-Wan: I will never join you, Dooku.
Count Dooku: It may be difficult to secure your release.

Mace Windu: It is done then. I will take what Jedi we have left and go to Geonosis to help Obi-Wan.
Yoda: Visit, I will, the clones of Kamino and see this army they have created for the Republic.

Obi-Wan: I was beginning to wonder if you had gotten my message.
Anakin: I transmitted it just as you requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-Wan: *looking up at his chains* Good job.

Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this.

Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things.

Viceroy: She can't do that. Jango finish her.

Viceroy: This isn't how it's supposed to be! She's supposed to be dead by now!
Count Dooku: Patience.

Mace Windu: This party's over.

Anakin: You call this a diplomatic solution?
Amidala: No, I call this aggressive negotiations.

*R2-D2 is pulling C-3PO's head back towards his body*
C-3PO: This is such a drag.

*his head is placed next to his body*
C3PO: I'm quite beside myself.

Yoda: Around the survivors a perimeter create.

Yoda: To the forward command centre, take me.

Poggle: The Jedi must not find our designs for the ultimate weapon. If they find out what we are planning to build. We're doomed.
Count Dooku: I will take the designs with me. They will be much safer there with my Master.

Padme: We're going to need some help.
Obi-Wan: No there's no time. Anakin and I can handle this.

Obi-Wan: Don't let your personal feelings get in the way.

Obi-Wan: Come to your senses. What do you think Padme would do if she were in your position?
Anakin: She would do her duty.

Anakin: You're going to pay for all the Jedi you killed today, Dooku!
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together...you go slowly on the left --
Anakin: No, I'm taking him now.

Count Dooku: Brave of you boy, but I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson.
Anakin: I am a slow learner.

Yoda: Powerful you have become, Dooku. The dark side I sense in you.
Count Dooku: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you, my old master.
Yoda: Much to learn you still have.
Count Dooku: It is obvious this contest can not be decided by our knowledge of the force, but by our skills with a lightsaber.

Count Dooku: The force is with us, Lord Sidious.
Darth Sidious: Welcome home, Lord Tyranus. You have done well.
Count Dooku: I have good news for you, my lord. The war has begun.
Darth Sidious: Excellent. Everything's going as planned.

Obi-Wan: I have to admit that without the clones it would have not been a victory.
Yoda: Victory! Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen, begun the clone war has.

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