Dr. Evil: I will call him Mini Me.

Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

Austin Powers: You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

Austin: I put the "grrrr" in swinger baby, yeah!

Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.

Number Two: Dr. Evil, wouldn't it be easier to use your knowledge of the future to play the stock market? We could literally make trillions!
Dr. Evil: Why make trillions when we could make... billions?

Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand 'cause the face don't wanna hear it.

Dr. Evil: (deep voice) Austin, I'm your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, not really. I can't back that up.

Dr. Evil: Mini-me, you complete me.

Dr. Evil: Well, throw me a frickin' bone here.

Dr. Evil: The World is Mine! The World is Mine!

Dr. Evil: I demand a little respect.

Robin Swallows: You can't win Powers!
Austin: Why won't you die?!

Dr. Evil: Try the hot pockets, they're breath taking.

Dr. Evil: www.shhh.com

Dr. Evil: It's called the Belguim dip.

Dr. Evil: As you know, ever dioplotical scheme that I've hatched has been throated by Austin Powers. And why is that Ladies and Gentlemen?
Scott: Cause you never kill him when you get the chance to and you're a big dope.

Ivana Humpalot: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin: I can take a guess.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin: I guessed wrong.

Robin: Maiden name Spitz.
Austin: Well, what is it baby? Spitz or Swallows?

Robin: Prepare to die Powers.