Steven Spielberg: My friend here *points to his Oscar* thinks it's fine the way it is.

Austin: *Britney blows up* Oops...I did it again, baby.

Dr. Evil: Check out Mini-me. He's gone mental on account of the chocolate. It's like frickin' catnip for clones.

Dr. Evil: You know, when you have kids, I think you're going to find that all kids are different, eh.
Frau: Ja.
Dr. Evil: Ja.
Frau: Ja.
Dr. Evil: Ja.
Frau: Ja.
Dr. Evil: Ja. For example, mini me loves chocolate. Scotty don't!
Scott: What? I like chocolate fine.
Dr. Evil: Scotty don't!
Scott: This is very familiar. Hang on. Let me do what I do. Would you stop?
Dr. Evil: *babbles*
Scott: How what a what?
Dr. Evil: *mumbles*
Scott: What are you -
Dr. Evil: *mumbles*
Scott: I don't even - Honestly, isn't this -
Dr. Evil: How about you don't, ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.

Austin: Not so fast. You're surrounded.
Dr. Evil: Shit.

Goldmember: I like gooooooold!

Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

Mini-Me: *writes down on a piece of paper* Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet, but no I'm not.
Mini-Me: *paper* Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me: *paper* Would you like to?

Dr. Evil: Welcome to my submarine lair! It's long, hard and full of seamen.

Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing...
Dr. Evil: How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

Foxxy Cleopatra: I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN!

Dr. Evil: *gets hit my a model size meteour* All right, let me find my balls for God's sakes! 1, 2... and 3, okay; I'm ok.

Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy.
Austin: I hope there's a search involved.

Austin: Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

Austin: Your car's a mini.
Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.

Austin: They're getting away!
Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
Austin: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?!
Austin: That's something you don't know.