Mr. Freeze: No matter what they tell you Mr. Bane, is it the size of your gun that matters.

Batman: And you are?
Batgirl: Batgirl.
Batman: That's awfully P.C. How about Batperson or Batwoman?
Batgirl: Bruce it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.
Robin: We gotta get those locks changed.
Batman: She knows who we are.
Robin: Guess we got to kill her.

Mr. Freeze: My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it is the chilling sound of your doom.

Poison Ivy: I'm nature's arm, her spirit, her will...hell I am Mother Nature.

Mr. Freeze: Let me guess? Plantgirl? Vinelady? Hand over the diamond, Gardengal, or I'll turn you into mulch.

Mr. Freeze: I hate uninvited guests!

Mr. Freeze: A laundry service that delivers. Wow.

Batman: You're not the only one that can set a trap venus.
Ivy: Sorry my vines have a crush on you.

Ivy: As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one womans show.

Freeze: Stay cool Bird Boy.

Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

Freeze: The iceman cometh.

Freeze: Mercy! I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

Robin: It's the hockey team from hell.

Batman: You get the ice, I'll get the iceman.

Freeze: Watch the numbers Batman for they are the harbingers of your doom. Can you feel it coming? The icy cold of space. At 30 thousand feet, your heart will freeze and beat no more.

Batman: Who invited you?
Robin: I was just hanging around.
Batman: I thought you were going to stay in the museum, round up some thugs.

Julie: Who's Ivy?
Bruce: What?
Julie: You just called me Ivy. Who's Ivy?
Bruce: I wish I knew.