Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

Catwoman: Life's a bitch, now so am I

Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and you have to wear a mask.

Penguin: I believe the word you are looking for is ahhhhhhh.

Catwoman: I don't know about you miss Kitty, but I feel much more yummier.

Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

Selena: I'm listed.
Bruce: I'm tempted.
Selena: I'm working.
Bruce: I'm leaving.

Penguin: Burn baby, burn!

Catwoman: You poor guys, always mistaking your pistols for your privates.

(Penguin picking up the umbrella before he dies)
Penguin: Oh shit I picked a cute one.

Penguin: I saw her first. Got to fly.

Selena/Catwoman: Because he is Batman you moron.

Catwoman: Saved by kitty lidder.

Catwoman: Did somebody say fish? I haven't been fed all day.
Batman: Eat floor. Hi fiber.
Catwoman: I thought we had something together?
Batman: We do.

Penguin: Goodbye my unintended, go to heaven.

Penguin: Don't adjust your seat. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving. Gentlemen start your screaming.

Penguin: Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my liscense has expired.

Penguin: Helpless old lady at twleve o'clock.

Pneguin: Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?