Orthadontist nurse: How are you going to be paying for this?
Mona: Cash, monthly.

Mona: Do you know any handicap people?
Vanessa: No, just you.

Mona: What are you doing?
Vanessa: I'm getting a foster family. I'm not living with you!

(Vanessa bends a shade)
Mona: What do you call this?
Vanessa: Modern art.

Joyce's exposer: The ugly world of beauty.

Host: What quality you most like about yourself and why?
Mona: I don't like myself, but I'm going to. Vanessa you're my little girl.

Lorne: If she did what I think she did, she's fucking brillant.

Wanda: You cracked the code. You found the frontier.

(After her little exposer was out)
Joyce: I'm not through.
Camera man: Yes you are.