Kim: Am Anomous gift from a secret admirer. I could go for years on that.

Lisa: He's just waisting it on the wrong person.
Kim: Marry him. Marry him now.

Lewis: I cleaned out the city.
Lisa: It's all in my apartment.

Lewis: No. I meet somebody.
Wendy: Sam, I'm going to need the car!

Lewis: You must be wondering who I am.
Kim: Someone who's making Lisa happy as I ever seen her.
Lewis: But?
Kim: But if you hurt her, I'll kill you, ok?