Josh: I wish I was big.

Josh: I'm not suppose to go to New York without my folks.

Billy: How about a delivery man?
Josh: I don't know how to drive.
Billy: Yeah right.

Bank teller: Ok, how would you like that?
Josh: 3 dimes, a hundred dollar bill, and 87 ones.

Josh: In the meantime it's a lot like camp.

Josh: You mean sleep over?
Susan: Well, yeah.
Josh: Ok. But I get to be on top.

Paul: Do you have to play with everything?

Billy: I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh?

Susan: I want to spend the night with you.
Josh: Do you mean sleep over?
Susan: Well... yeah!
Josh: Well, okay... but I get to be on top!

Interviewer: Where did you go to school?
Josh: It was called George Washington.
Interviewer: Oh G.W. My brother-in-law got his doctorate there. Did you pledge?
Josh: Yes. Every morning.

Paul: What is so special about Baskin?!
Susan: He's a grown up!