Troy: I love sushi.
Adam: I love Lucy.

Mother: What is it?
Adam: The sky, I've never seen anything like it before.

Adam: I told you I've never drove before.

Eve: What have you been doing?
Adam: Watching television...in color.

Adam: My lucky stars, a negro. (No offence)

Eve: Go on Romeo.

(from the commercial. Different in the movie)
Eve: I do not fall for weirdos...
Troy: Yes you do.
Eve: I've known him only for five days.
Eve: Yes you do.

Eve: Let me get this straight. This is your first time to la la land?

Calvin: What happened to my backyard?

Helen: All our friends.
Calvin: Burnt to a crisp.

Everybody: Leave my elevator alone.

Adam: Eve can I skate around your block?
Troy: How about it Eve? Can he skate around your block?

Eve: You, go to the bathroom.
Troy: What? Right here?

Eve: Where are you parked?
Adam: I came on a bus.
Eve: Why does that not suprise me.
Adam: Oh no, why doesn't that suprise you?
Eve: Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic. I have this thing.
Adam: Oh, that's nice.
Eve: Yeah, let me guess something. This is your first visit to Lala-land. You're staying somewhere in Hollywood because like an idiot you thought that would be an exciting place to stay. Am I right so far?
Adam: So far?
Eve: Yes, I'm right?
Adam: Right.
Eve: I knew it. Somehow you get on a bus and before you know it you're stuck in the San Fernando Valley without a clue, which brings us to here. Correct again?
Adam: Again.
Eve: Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn.
Adam: Yes! The Holiday Inn. That's exactly right.
Eve: See, I'm psychic. I mean not completely but pretty much. Pretty good, huh?
Adam: No, amazing.
Eve: Yeah I know. Thanks.