Radio announcement: You parked your car in an abandoned lot, you after the movie you come out only to find that your car had been tampered with. Theives have broken through the window. They ripped off your stero, naked wires are hanging where your equalizer use to be. This scene never would have happened if you purchased the James Brown auto alarm. Listen (James Brown making a high pitched alarm noise). The James Brown auto alarm. Scattering theives near and far. The James Brown auto alarm, get yours today.

Harry: Who's he bringing?
Denny: I don't know sir.
Harry: God, I hope he's not bringing the imbomber.

Judge Bedford: Planning on having children.
David: Naturally.
Judge Bedford: Good. I know what to get for you for a wedding present.
David: Yeah? What is that?
Judge Bedford: A vasectemy.

David: What the hell are you doing?
Judge Bedford: I'm planting corn. What the hell does it look like?

Judge Bedford: Now all those in favor of David and Nadia not getting married, say I?
Walter: YO!