~*~ Blue Crush ~*~

voice of a little girl: I'm going to be the best surfer in the world.

Guy: It's pretty heavy out there. Does your girl have her head on straight this time?
Eden: Does she?
Anne Marie: You know it.

Drew: So what's this I hear about you surfing the pipe masters? It's a surfing contest not a drowning contest.
Eden: Hey. Why don't you stop hassling on my girl. She's going to dominate.

Eden: That's gotta hurt. *after seeing a guy come out of the ocean with a gash over his right eye*

Drew: Like the wave huh? Next one's yours.

Eden: What the hell was that? What the hell is she afraid of?

Anne Marie: No ditching.
Penny: Ok.
Lena: Sucks to be you.
Penny: Yeah, it does.
Anne Marie: Someone's got to go to college, honey. Not me.

Eden: *about the female surfer* You know you're just as good as her.

Lena: I want to be on the internet.

Eden: That's freaking nasty, that's what it is.

Anne Marie: *holding up the condom* You know what? That's it.

Anne Marie: Yu got a sec, Leslie?
Leslie: Sure take all your time that you want, sugar wugar.
Anne Marie: Step one, step two, and step three. *demonstrates how to throw the used condom in the waste basket* You got it? Thanks for your time guys.

Anne Marie: He's gentle.
Matt: And you are?
Anne Marie: Not.

Eden: *about Matt* He's GQ jock.

Anne Marie: Don't worry, it's just one afternoon. You'll have plenty of time to be pregnant and go on welfare.

Penny: You're going to surf in that?
Leslie: Hell no. I'm going to surf in my da na da na's.
Penny: Your what?
Leslie: My *takes the hawaiian skirt off to show a bikini bottom* da na da na's!
Penny: You're wearing nut huggers.

Eden: There's like a thousand dollars here. I feel like your pimp.

Eden: Some guy thinks you look hot in a bikini and you forget all about the contest.
Anne Marie: That's not fair and you know it.
Lena: Champagne. How cheesy are you?
Anne Marie: Shut up.
Eden: I'm not mad. It's just I happen to know you kick ass out there. And you worked very hard to get where you are.
Anne Marie: I know.
Eden: Pipe is in three days. Every single sponser is here and it's just you and one other girl out there.
Anne Marie: I know. I got it. Ok?
Eden: I would kill to be in your shoes.
Anne Marie: I got it. Hey, listen to me. The contest comes first, nothing changes that.

Eden: Stop being such a barbie.

Anne Marie: What do I want? God. I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want - I want to be able to pay the phone, and the electricity, and the rent in the same month. I want a girl on the cover of surf magazine, that would be great if that girl was me, but any girl would do. And I want - I wish my mom would come home. And I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow. That's what I want.
Matt: Do it.
Anne Marie: Matt, you don't understand. Pipe - pipe is the heaviest wave in the world. You just don't get work there, you die there. People die there and what happens when I just paddle out and I don't take off of a single wave? Cause I don't care if I make a fool out of myself, but I don't want to embarrass my family. And that's what Lena, Eden, and Penny are. They're my family. Just tell me what to do, please.
Matt: You want me to tell you what to do?
Anne Marie: Yes.
Matt: You know what to do.
Anne Marie: No Matt, I honestly don't.
Matt: Just be the girl I meet on the beach.
Anne Marie: Who? Who was she?
Matt: A girl who never would ask a guy what to do.

Anne Marie: If you tell me to be the girl on the beach right now, I'm going to kick your ass.

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