Heintz: Hey guys, the bathrooms trashed. Why is the bathroom trashed?

Patty: Did you call anybody?
Baker: You mean about you?
Patty: Well, yeah.
Baker: Well, no.

Baker: I feel like I woke up with the dial on the wrong channel or something.
Patty: I feel like that everyday.

Patty: Am I going to need lipstick for this?

Baker: Jesus dad give me a break.
Mr. Baker: What kind of break did you have in mind?
Baker: Parrol at 35.