Eric: That's the rashest thing that's ever happened to us.

Eric: So I got the volume way down alright? These chicks, I mean these chicks just start going at it right? You know like, no talk just action.
Brad: And your mom walked in?
Kyle: Oh shit busted!
Eric: Yeah! And she doesn’t say a word, I mean she’s just standin there. She’s just fucking standin there and starin at me.
Brad: How embarrassing.
Kyle: Wish we had cable.
Eric: And all she can say is ‘You’re up awfully late aren’t you?

Eric: Anyways, we’ve always got this place right guys?
Kyle: Yeah.
Eric: It’s our shack. It’s like our apartment.
Kyle: Without neighbors.
Eric: Yeah, and if I wanted to. I mean if I really wanted to, I can do this (blares music). Who’s goin to say anything?
Brad: Eric, turn it down…please!
Eric: No way!

Eric: No! He’s a fuckin cheese sandwich. I mean, he sucks about this, he sucks about that, he sucks about everything!

Eric: We have a cop. And he’s been shot with a gun, and he’s hanging out in our shack. And he’s sorta like our guest.