Gary: Band of brothers... you should rent it sometime.

Gary: Is that how you want to play it Brooke? Because I can play like that. I can play it like Lionel Richie, 'all night long.'�

*about her sister*
Brooke: She's been through a lot...
Gary: of dick!

Brooke: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Brooke: You… you got me three lemons.
Gary: What my baby wants my baby gets.
Brooke: But I wanted 12. Baby wanted 12.
Gary: Why do you need 12 lemons?
Brooke: Because I'm making a 12 lemon centerpiece.
Garry: So no one's even going to eat these lemons? You're suggesting to me these are just show lemons?

Gary: Fine, I'll help you do the dishes.
Brooke: Now that's not what I want.
Gary: You just said that you want me to help you do the dishes.
Brooke: I want you to want to do the dishes.
Gary: Why would I want to do dishes?