Donnie: Can't call her yet. There has to be at least a five day waiting period.
Dave: That's for handguns.

Emma: I hate this uniform, it makes me look 14.
Meg: You are 14.
Emma: Exactly.

Donnie: Is that your fish?
Dave's little girl: Ah huh.
Donnie: That wasn't on the menu.

Donnie: It's a very awkward age for girls.
Dave: Really what age is that?
Donnie: 13 to 35, very awkward.