Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert: 'cause they're gay.
Karen: Bert, don't be a fucking retard.
Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.

Karen: That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

Grimm: Yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG.