Natalie: I have something you'll never have.
Madison: What's that?
Natalie: *pause* Friends.

Madison: I was never good. I was great.

Seamus: I've never wanted you more.
Dylan: Always wanting what you can't have.

Alex: Marshal Ray Carter. I'm Alex Munday. I'll be your rescuer today.
Carter: I didn't think you'd find me. How many men do you have?
Alex: I've got two girlfriends in the bar.
Carter: They have fifty armed men.
Alex: I know. It hardly seems fair. C'mon!

Madison: What's up, Angel?
Natalie: Madison Lee?
Madison: Natalie Cook.
Natalie: Oh, my god! How'd you know?
Madison: I get the newsletter.

Madison: I don't take orders from a speaker-box anymore. I work for myself.
Natalie: Well, your boss sucks.

Alex: Get off the babysitter. Daddy's home.

Madison: Why be an Angel when I can play God?

Alex: Check it out... brown shorts, red board, 11:00. What d'you think?
Dylan: Yummy!
Alex: That's what I thought. Case closed. Nat move in, Dylan thinks he's hot.
Dylan: What do you mean?
Alex: You always fall for the bad guy.

Bus-Stop Kid: Man! You do not mess with a black man's do!