Mayor Turkey Lurkey: Oh, we surrender! Here, take the key to the city!
*alien zaps the key*
Mayor Turkey Lurkey: Key to my car?
*alien zaps key and car at the same time*
Mayor Turkey Lurkey: Tic Tac?
*alien zaps Lurkey*

Mama Runt: Runt... you come home, I'm taking away your Streisand collection!
Runt of the Litter: Hey, leave Barbra out of this!

Chicken Little: Who are we talking about?

Chicken Little: I put on five ounces this year. I've really bulked up.

Dog Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I won't sugarcoat it; I've seen road kill with better reflexes.

Dog Announcer: Hold your horses, everyone! And horses, hold your breath.