TV Reporter: The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet, the youngest person on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.

Miriam: As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.

Theo: She's pregnant!
Luke: Yeah, it's a miracle, innit?

Theo: Who's the father?
Kee: There's no father. I'm a virgin. *pause* Nah! Be great, though, wouldn't it?

Theo: Julian? I haven't seen you in twenty years. You look good. The picture the police have of you doesn't do you justice.
Julian: What do the police know about justice?

Julian: You hear that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeee'? That's your ear cells dying. You'll never be able to hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while you can.

Jasper: What did you do for your birthday?
Theo: Nothing.
Jasper: Oh come on, you must have done something.
Theo: Nope. Got home, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.
Jasper: That's called a hangover, Amigo.