Audrey: He worked really hard Grandma.
Helen's dad: So do washing machines.

Ellen: Clark!
Clark: Yes, honey?
Ellen: Audrey's frozen from the waist down!
Clark: It's all part of the experience, honey.

Margo: And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
Todd: I don't know, Margo!

Ruby Sue: You don't gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place.

Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: Shittin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. Shittin' rocks.