Stepmother: Every eligible maiden is to attend?
Drizella: Why that's us.
Anastasia: And I'm so eligible.

Mice and Birds: Surprise!
Gus: Duh, duh, duh Happy Birthday!

Cinderella: *crying after her stepsisters tore her dress* Nothing left to believe in.

Fairy Godmother: 'Cause even miracles take awhile.

Fairy Godmother: Bibbity-bobbity-boo.

Cinderella: *the glass slipper breaks* See I have the other glass slipper.