Nan: He'd be grand.

Jack: I'm all right. Solid Wood.

Jack: You really know who you are don't you?
Benny: Yes I do.

Jack: You don't miss much do you dad?
Jack's dad: I do not.

Adian: You want to risk it Benny?

Benny: Oh dear, I think this might be a problem.

Mr. Mahon: Will you shut your hole you stupid article.

Benny: Are you mad?

Benny: I don't know. Sometimes it seems like such a strange sort of thing to want to do. You know, ridiculous. Like someone putting their finger up your nose or something.

Benny: I don't care what the priests say. I think we should do as we feel.

Eve: All right then. What do I have to do?
Aidan: You've got to hold it in your hands... for sixty seconds.
Eve: All right, I'll do it. But I won't jiggle about, d'you hear?

Benny: Have...have you ever gone all the way with a girl? Jack: No. Not quite. Benny: Would you like to? Jack: Now? Benny: No. It wasn't an invitation - just a request for information. Benny: I don't know why you let me go to University. It's like taking me to the top of the mountain and showing me the world, and then marching me back down, and saying, "That's what you can't have Benny, you silly great fat article. Here's what you can have: Knockglen for the rest of your life and married to Sean bloody Walsh!" I'd rather be married to a bloody lizard!