Bernie: She remembers who I am, she remembers who she is. So we're doing ok.

Pops: Hey, they're not even melted yet! Wow.

Kitty: We would like to rent your boat.

Ben: No Italian food. Makes me fart.

Arthur: You, too? You got a boner too.

Walter: Face-eating, Jack? I never heard of that. Is that some kind of a delicacy?

Jack: I wouldn't accuse you of dishonesty! I accuse you of being from another planet, but an honest planet!

Walter: Jack sit down.
Jack: I don't want to sit down.
Walter: Jack sit.

Ben: Then you drive. I got no license.

DMV guy: All right. Let's start here.
Ben: PEZOLCFTD
DMV guy: Sir, what line are you reading?
Ben: The bottom one. We're in a bit of a hurry, ok?

Jack: If this is foreplay, I'm a dead man!

Ben: Forever?
Walter: We don't know what forever means.

Jack: May the force be with you!

Bernie: He’s always here. Does this kid have a home or what?

Rose: Oh Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. What am I going to do with you? I don’t know what I’m going to do with you.
Bernie: Well, you‘re not going to dance with me.
Rose: That’s for sure.

Walter: It’s hard to know who to trust, isn’t it Jack?

Bernie: By the way right here is where a crime is being committed. Not by me, because I’m being carried.
Arthur: Don’t worry Bernie, we’ll take the fall for you.
Bernie: Oh that’s another thing. I fall, I break my hip, I can’t sue anybody.