Group: If your loop is large, your rug is loose.

Susan: Your grandparents are not in space, they're not in the television, and they're not coming back. They were lost at sea, you know that. They've been dead for five years. (opens door)
Mary: Hello darling. (Susan faints)

Bernie: Well, I'm glad you got here just in time, because I've been thinking of a garage sale.

Sarah: (cocoon in cat scan) It's a Life form.

(playing basketball with a few young guys)
Bernie: 8-2 we're catching up!

Bernie: Are you my man? (not guarding his man)

Bernie: In your face junior!

Jack: Walter! You make one hellova enterance.