King: See my son, there's a very fine line between love and neasea. (sp?)

Semmi: Where will you find such a women?
Akeem: In America.

Akeem: What does dumb fu-- mean?

Akeem: Good morning my neighbors!
Neighbor: Hey fu-- you!
Akeem: Yes! Yes! Fu-- you too!

Devil Lady: I got a secret. I worship the devil.

Stuck-up girl: I'm not interested in a man unless he drives a BMW.

Married lady: Yeah, well, you know baby I'm almost single. My husbands on death row.

Soul grip lady: I was Joan of Arc in my former life.

Akeem: Is it my imagination or does every women in New York have a severe emotional problem?

Sweets: That boys good.
Mr. Clearance: Yeah good and terrible. (might as well kill me. I forgot his name)

Randy Watson: Sexual Chocolate!

Akeem: When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.