Violet: What is this?
Gloria: It's just that all our lives, you know, we had one thing in common, you and me.
Violet: What are you talking about?
Gloria: It's like, you know how we said we wouldn't lose our virginity until we got married and that didn't happen. And then we said we'd go to college or junior college or Dental Hygentist school. You know and that didn't happen. We've never followed through on a single thing, you know. And I think that's what makes this so special.
Violet: And this is why you're crying?
Gloria: Well, a long time ago you told me you were going to move to New York. But everyone thought you were going to stay in jersey and get married. Like me and Danny are gonna. You know. Look at you. No matter what, you really did it right, and I'm so proud of you.

Kevin: Just for the record, I was only staring at your ass for the first 15 minutes!

Violet: What's next? Urine sample?
Lil: Haha, blood.

Lil: He pressed charges, I gave her a raise.

Cammie: I'm Cami, the Russian tease.
Violet: Violet, the Jersey nun.
Cammie: That's Rachel, the New York bitch. Only Rachel really is a bitch and I really am a tease.
Lil: Cami, you can only be a tease if you stop sleeping around, doll.
Cammie: Right, I keep forgetting that part!

Drunk girl: What does Coyote Ugly mean?
Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand and the erson next to you is laying on your arm and they're so ugly, you rather chew off your own arm instead of waking them? That's Coyote Ugly.
Drunk Girl: Why would you name your bar after that?
Lil: Cause Cheers was taken.

Kevin: Do you always ask these many questions?
Violet: Do you always dodge people's questions?

Lil: I told you to not to break the rules!

Lil: Is it ok if I eat at the bar?
Violet: Do you have a reservation?
Lil: Ah yeah, it's under "Cast-Iron Heartless Bitch."
Violet: Could it be under "stubborn and pigheaded?"
Lil: Yes, that's the one.