Doug: Well, you know Kate.
Hal: Yes I do, and I don't like to see her upset.
Doug: If I were you, I would invest in blindfolds.

Kate: What were you raised in? a barn?
Doug: Honey, where I'm from we stand for the national anthem.

Kate: When we are through here, can we teach it how to breath with it's mouth claosed?

Doug: Great Expectations.
Kate: Well, it was either that or curious George plays hockey. I took a chance.

Kate: You are an immature asshole of the lowest order.
Doug: If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction! Skate!

Kate: Just who the hell do you think you are?
Doug: I know exactly who I am, sweetheart, I'm a guy who came a long way for lunch.
Kate: Oh, well, please don't let me keep you from the trough.

Kate: What do you shower once a week?
Doug: Is that an invitation?

Doug: Life of the party, huh? Place must be crawling with guys.
Kate: As a matter of fact, I do have a boyfriend.
Doug: Well there's a rough gig, what do you do, keep him chained up in the basement?
Kate: Hale at the moment is working in my father's London office, he's an MBA, Harvard, you may have heard of it they do have a hockey team.
Doug: He must be very smart...I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away.