Gordon: Haven't you been training in the off season?
Averman: You know I knew we forgot something.

Jessie: Man, this is Beverly Hills. Where are all the hills?
Goldberg: Guys wasn't that the captain of the Love Boat?

Averman: Hi, we'll have four burgers, four fries, and uh what do you guys want to drink?
Guy: YOU KIDS GET OUT OF HERE!

Car: Step back from the vechile. You have acuvated the system.

Averman: Ew, I smell something.
Everybody: Goldberg!
Goldberg: It wasn't me.
Portman: No, it was me.

Averman: The quack attack is back, Jack!

Fulton: A little tunage to go to sleep by?
Portman: Yeah.

Adam: This is international competition. It's up against the world!

Adam: Coach I woke up this morning and the pain was gone.

Charlie: It's nice coach, but we're ducks. This stuff says Hendrix all over it.

Goldberg: Let's hear it for the three bash brothers entertaining the crowd.

Julie: I left my team in Maine to show the world what I can do.
Bombay: You will show the world.

Gordon's dad: No matter how far you go, don't forget your home.

Bombay: I don't wanna spend the rest of my life sharpening skates in this rinky dink town. I want something better, something bigger.

Tibbles: Gordon, life can be great when you know the right people.

Jesse: Hey cake eater, you wanna play some real hockey?

Connie: Good lookng skater.
Averman: Very good looking skater. What do you think Guy?
Guy: Shut up, Averman.

Jesse: Look it's hop along Gretzky.

Goldberg: Ding, round one.

Averman: Is that a tattoo? Is it real?
Portman: Get away from me.
Averman: Yes, sir.
Portman: Grr.

Hendrix bear: Hello there missy, how about a bear hug?

Averman: Nice haircut. What you do, lose a bet?

Bombay: Guys this our last team practice which means...
Averman: The return of Captain Blood.

Averman: Iceland is bigger, they're faster, stronger, they have more facial hair.

Stanson: Gunnar, you lost it for me.
Gunnar: You lost it for yourself. Let's go shake their hands.

Gordon: Hey, Charlie, you wanna play some hockey?

Stanson: Team USA is going down. That's where they're going.

Dwayne: Where I come from we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!

Charlie: Hey, you got a girl in the stands?
Adam: Scouts, man. Lookit 'em.
Charlie: Don't worry about scouts, Adam. Just do your best.