Banks: I'm not even posted.
Connie: Yes you are. It says third line center. Varsity?
Banks: I made varsity?

Goldberg: That's the good thing about being goalie. You always know where you stand. I just mind my own business and ake my place between the pipes.

Charlie: I wanna play two way hockey. Can I come back?

Russ: Careful man, they don't call them Brazilian fire ants for nothing.
Charlie: Do you think he'll notice them missing?
Russ: I don't think he keeps a head count Charlie.

Cheerleader: This is the cheerleader table, are you a cheerleader?
Linda: Do I look like an idiot. *under her breath* Airhead.

Bombay: Everytime you touch the ice. Remember it was Hans who taught us how to fly.

Goldberg: Oh no problem, guys. Life isn't bad enough. I gotta worry about being nailed off the ice, too. Why am I always being shot at?
Fulton: You're a goalie, dude. Deal.
Goldberg: Well, put. Thanks, Fulton, real sensitive.
Fulton: You're welcome.

Goldberg: We'd better be careful or we might learn something here.

Dwayne: Waiter, I have too many forks. I only need one. What's this...*laughs* what's this little bitty one for?

Julie: Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am reall bored. Fulton's great, Fulton's great, a year ago he couldn't even skkkaaatttee.

Russ: Shorter man. Get to the point.
Ken: Hey number 9. Bite me.

Cole: What the hell kind of brownies are these?
Charlie: Ya know, I gotta tell her to stop using the horse terds in the recipes.

Charlie: Hey Fulton, do you ever think about shooting back into the alley and not the street?
Fulton: Not really.

Charlie: Warrior isn't that bad. I mean you go the Indians, the Braves, the Redskins, the Blackhawks.

Dwayne: Who's captain Tibid?
Guy: No, that's Captain T.B.D. To be determined.
Dwyane: Oh I see. Well, no, I don't. That's your job, Charlie.

Goldberg: One cupcake over the line, Cat Lady.

Charlie: Look, I'm not a defenseman. I'm a scorer!

Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. A 14-year-old, almost 6 foot, non-smoking Leo. I like hockey, pizza, and music. And I dislike everything about that school, except maybe you.

Team: Quack, quack, quack!
Orion: Hey, stop that! On two, go team. One, two...
Team: *no enthusiasm* Go team.
Charlie: Go team, how original.

Goldberg: Hey, ref, you could call this now and we could all get home in time to see Melrose.

Averman: The hand is quicker than the eye my friend.

Charlie: Unsportsmanlike? I'll show you unsportmanlike.

Ken: We didn't need anymore goals, Charlie.
Charlie: Listen I was trying to win it.
Averman: Well, mission unaccomplished, Charlie.
Guy: We let down, simple as that.
Connie: You let down, I played hard.
Luis: Yeah man, no heart.
Charlie: What are we playing for anyway, some stupid school? The alumni? I mean, the Warriors? What the hell are we now?

Averman: Physics, each action requires an equal, if not bigger reaction.

Averman: Oh, what's that, ants in your mask? It looks like you're a goalie for a dart team.

Adam: They didn't tell me til it was too late. Charlie, you gotta believe me.
Charlie: Yeah right, Preppie.

Charlie: Dammit Banks!
Adam: Yeah, nice take out! You'd be in the box!
Charlie: Go cry to your rich parents!

Guy at Mall of America: Playin a little hooky? That's all right. Your secret's safe with me. I played a lot of hooky when I was your age.

Charlie: This is for Hans. *they take the ice and and skate in a circle, barely touching the ice with their fingers*

Riley: Why'd you come back?
Charlie: Unfinished business.
Riley: We'll make it finished.

Dean Buckley: He's taking a dance class, Tom. *Portman is striping in the box*

Orion: Hell of a pass Captain.
Charlie: Thanks coach.

Goldberg: I'm a goalie. Not a skater!

Charlie to Orion: You're breaking up the best thing any of us had.

Charlie: How about it Cowboy, round up?
Connie: Hey Charlie, shouldn't we wait for the new coach before we mess around?
Charlie: This is how we practice. Duck Hockey, Connie.

Rick: My dad said it was all a publicity stunt, but it's going to whine up killing the schools reputation.
Cole: Yeah. Them rejects should have stayed on their side of the tracks.
Scooter: Those rejects genius. Besides we don't have tracks, Cole. See there's no trains for there's no tracks. You get that?

Orion: Listen up and listen good. We are here for one reason and one reason only. Do you know what that is? It starts with a w?
Averman: To win Coach Orion, sir!
Orion: No! To work!

Charlie: The school looks stuffy, but we'll losen it up right, Coach?
Gordon: I'm not going to your boach.
Charlie: Yeah, very funny.
Gordon: No joke. The Junior Good Will committee has named me the director of player personel. I'll be in charge of their junior hockey program world wide.
Charlie: Don't go.
Gordon: Charlie, I can't pass up the opportunity.
Charlie: But you can pass us up, right? You dump us in some stupid school -
Gordon: I'm not dumping you anywhere. Eden Hall is a great chance for you and the team.
Charlie: Coach please... don't go.
Gordon: Charlie, I know it's hard on you, but I understand.
Charlie: No, no. You don't understand. You obviously don't have a clue.

Gordon: I was like you, Charlie. When I played hockey I was the total hot shot. I tried to take control of every game. I would up quitting. So I tried law, but it's the same thing. I ruled in the courtroom, but inside I was a mess. So I started drinking. Man, I was going down, but then this great thing happened. Maybe the best thing ever. I got arrested and sentenced to do community service and there you were. Charlie and the Ducks, and as much as I fought it, there you were. You gave me a life Charlie and I want to say thank you. When I told Orion all this when I talked to him about taking over, I told him you were the heart of the team. That you'd learn something from each other. I told him you were the real Minnesota Miracle Man.
Charlie: You did?
Gordon: Yes, I did. So be that man, Charlie. Be that man.

Gordon: Ladies and Gentleman of the board. As head councel for Coach Orion and the team, I am here today to set forth your legal options so that you might make the best possible decision for all parties concerned.
Dean Buckley: Mr. Bombay, must I remind you that this isn't a legal proceeding.
Gordon: Not yet it isn't, but I assure you that it will be. These scholarships became a binding contract upon the signatures of the recipients. An acceptance by these kids. They can't be voided except for cause - which I garantee you have none. Should you pursue the cancellation of their scholarships, I will slap you with an injunction. I will tie this matter up in court for years, until long after these frehsman have gone off to college and I will collect damages. I will win, because I am good and you know why I am good? Because I had a good education. You gave it to me and you will give it to these kids.
Orion: He is good.
Charlie: Just getting started.
Gordon: Now some of you maybe snobbish to believe that these Ducks don't belong in Eden Hall. Let me tell you, you are head wrong. These are remarkable young people. You give them their full shot, and I promise you they will succeed. Not only on the ice, but in the classrooms as well. These people are my friends. Accordingly, I demand you reinstate their scholarships for their benefit...as well as your own. Now what do you say?