Laura: Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, it's all been in preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.
Sam: No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.
Laura: The truth about what?
Sam: About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you.

Jeremy: Friedrich Nietzsche? We can't burn that! He's one of the most important thinkers in 19th Century!
Elsa: Please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig who was in love with his sister.
Jeremy: He was not a chauvinist pig!
Elsa: But he was in love with his sister.
Brian: Uh, excuse me, guys? Yeah, we got a whole section on tax laws down here we can burn.

Elsa: What book is that?
Jeremy: The Guttenburg Bible.
Elsa: You think God is going to save you?
Jeremy: No, I don't believe in God.
Elsa: You seem to be holding onto the book very tightly.
Jeremy: I'm protecting it. This Bible is the first book ever published. It represents the dawn of the age of reasoning. As far as I'm concerned, the written word is mankind's greatest achievement. Laugh if you want. But if Western Civilization is destroyed, I want to save one little piece of it.

Jack: Professor, I think it's time you got out of there.
Terry: I'm afraid that time has come and gone my friend.
Jack: What can we do?
Terry: Save as many as you can.

Laura: I've got one. Your favorite vacation?
Sam: You mean besides this one?

Jack: I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.
Sam: Do you wanna hear my side of it?
Jack: Sam how can there be two sides?
Sam: Hey, look, I got every question right on the final and the only reason Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn't write out the solutions.
Jack: Why not?
Sam: I do them in my head.
Jack: Did you tell him that?
Sam: I did. He said he didn't believe me. He said that if he couldn't do them in my head then I must be cheating.
Jack: Well, that's ridiculous. How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?
Sam: That's what I said.
Jack: You did. How'd he take it?
Sam: He flunked me, remember?

Jack to Sam: I will come for you, do you understand me?

Simon: Gentlemen. To England.
Terry: To mankind.
Dennis: To Manchester United!

Frank: Just dropped in to do a little shopping.