Ernest: My God Madeline, she's dead!!
Madeline: She is? These are the moments that make life worth living.

Rose: Good morning, madam. You look absolutely marvelous.
Madeline: Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you forgetting something?
Rose: Well, it's only Thursday -- you told me just to say it--
Madeline: Well, never mind that. I think I need you to say it every morning.
Rose: Very well. "Oh, madam! You look younger every day!"
Madeline: Thank you, Rose. Thank you very much.

Madeline: Bottoms up! *she drinks the potion*
Lisle Von Rhoman: But first, a warning!
Madeline: Now a warning?!

Ernest: Where did you put my wife?
Second Doctor: She's dead, sir. They took her to the morgue.
Ernest: The morgue? She'll be FURIOUS!