One kid: You know you're going to have sex a lot more now than anyone else in our class.
Leo: Really?

President: Life will go on. We will prevail.

Beth: Oh no, it's a dull story. I promise next time we will get you something better.
Jenny: Great.

Guy: Gus he's seven.

(Kirkwood): Well, they're not scared of dying, they're just scared of looking bad on TV.

Jenny: When I was 11, I stole $32 from your wallet.
Mr. Lerner: When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.

Mark: How do we set the nukes inside the comet and get out before they blow?
Oren: We don't.
Andrea: Look on the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us.

Oren: Fish. Why the hell do they call you FISH?
Fish: Well, Spurgeon... Sturgeon... FISH. Took about 15 minutes my first day at the Naval Academy.