Daniel: I'm curious. I see people driving these things. What do you know that I don't? Are floods coming? Hoover Dam broke?
Friend: I like this car.
Daniel: It's not a car, it's a battering ram. This is what Patton drove - 'Hey you, soldier! Follow us!
Friend: Make fun , but in an 8.5 earthquake you'll beg for a jeep.
Daniel: In an 8.5 earthquake, I'll beg for a coffin.

Bob: Do you have any idea what's going on here?
Daniel No.
Bob: Well, in a nutshell you're here to defend your life. And I'm here to help you.

Daniel: Is this heaven?
Bob: No, it isn't heaven.
Daniel: Is it hell?
Bob: Nope it isn't hell either. Actually there is no hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.

Jim the car dealer: We have a little saying around here. If you really smell something and there's no lights, try dry cleaning.

Daniel: My car looks like a turd now.

Bob: Well Daniel, let me tell you what's going on. When you are born into this universe you're in it for a long time. You have many different lifetimes and after each lifetime there is an examining period which you're in now. You see, every second of every lifetime is always recorded and as each one ends we sort of look at it. Look at a few of the days, examine it and then if everyone agrees you move forward.

Bob: Being from earth as you are and using as little of your brain as you do, your life has pretty much been devoted to dealing with fear.
Daniel: It has?
Bob: Everybody on earth deals with fear. That's what 'little brains' do.
Daniel: What are 'little brains'?
Bob: That's what we call you folks behind your back.

Bob: Did you ever have friends who's stomach hurt?
Daniel: Every one of them.
Bob: It's fear. Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything. Real feeling, true happiness, real joy, they can't get through that fog. But you lift it and buddy you're in for the ride of your life.

Shirley MacLaine: Welcome to the Past Lives Pavillion. In a moment you will be asked to place your right hand on the plate next to you. An image of yourself in a former life will soon appear. When you have seen enough simply remove your hand from the plate. Since we want to be fair and accommodate everyone, you will be limited to 5 past lives only. Thank you.