Mike: Don't mind us. We're just having sex.
Eva: Oh so I should come back in, what, two minutes?

Ray: I think I might love her.
Mike: Love! You forgot the rule. Players don't feel. That's like a pimp with a health plan.

Ray: Most women have a few barriers around their heart, but Eva has an electrified fence with rabid pit bulls.

Eva: How much did they pay you?
Ray: Eva, that's not...
Eva: HOW MUCH?
Ray: $5000 - but I'm giving it back to them...
Eva: *punches Ray* You are exactly the person I thought you were.

Eva to the guys: You three have yet to feel my rage.

Eva: Who told you I like lilies?
Ray: Sometimes a man gets lucky.

Eva: This is what you drive when you take a woman out?
Ray: It's clean and it's free. *pauses* I'm saving to buy a house.